It takes characters to brew beer with character
Somewhere out in Colorado, in the year nineteen hundred and ninety-five, two guys named Dave and Bill learned that while they loved gulping down good beer, they weren’t yet old enough to buy it. They figured an answer to their quandary would appear if they drank enough and listened to enough thinking music, also known as Ska. On the second Skaturday of Skatember it hit them. If they brewed their own beer they’d have all the beer they could ever want. And while they were at it, why not brew the most magnificent suds ever quaffed in their neck of the woods…or any other neck for that matter.
Elsewhere in the world forces were conspiring to conglomerize and corporatize all of beerdom. Wheels were in motion to turn what was once an art mastered by those attracted to the science of handys, into a mechanized mire of swill so sullen it zombifies all who drink it. The black clouds of an evil empire were gathering, with one singular, maniacal mission – take total control and destroy the craft of brewing forever. Little did our heroes know that it would be up to them to save us all and make the world safe for good tasty beer once more…
Ska Brewery World HQ
Welcome to Xanabrew
True Blonde
Secretary of Suds
Bill Graham
Co-Founder / Secretary / Brewing Ops
Matt Vincent
Co-Owner / Vice President / Operations
Dave Thibodeau
Co-Founder / President / Operations
Raven
Carrier/ Semi Shady Character
Rotgutzen Intergalatic HQ
Where Everything's Bigger But The Taste
P.J. O'Thugly & Knuckles
Pinstripe's Henchmen
Buster
Enforcer / Taste Destroyer
Pinstripe
President / Chief of Conglomeration
It takes characters to brew beer with character
Somewhere out in Colorado, in the year nineteen hundred and ninety-five, two guys named Dave and Bill learned that while they loved gulping down good beer, they weren’t yet old enough to buy it. They figured an answer to their quandary would appear if they drank enough and listened to enough thinking music, also known as Ska. On the second Skaturday of Skatember it hit them. If they brewed their own beer they’d have all the beer they could ever want. And while they were at it, why not brew the most magnificent suds ever quaffed in their neck of the woods…or any other neck for that matter.
Elsewhere in the world forces were conspiring to conglomerize and corporatize all of beerdom. Wheels were in motion to turn what was once an art mastered by those attracted to the science of handys, into a mechanized mire of swill so sullen it zombifies all who drink it. The black clouds of an evil empire were gathering, with one singular, maniacal mission – take total control and destroy the craft of brewing forever. Little did our heroes know that it would be up to them to save us all and make the world safe for good tasty beer once more…
Raven
Carrier/ Semi Shady Character
Dave Thibodeau
Co-Founder / President / Operations
Bill Graham
Co-Founder / Secretary / Brewing Ops
Matt Vincent
Co-Owner / Vice President / Operations
True Blonde
Secretary of Suds
Ska Brewery World Headquarters
Welcome to Xanabrew
Dave Thibodeau
Co-Founder / President / Operations
P.J. O'Thugly & Knuckles
Pinstripe's Henchmen
Buster
Enforcer / Taste Destroyer
P.J. O'Thugly & Knuckles
Pinstripe's Henchmen
Rotgutzen Intergalatic HQ
Where Everything's Bigger But The Taste
It takes characters to brew beer with character
Somewhere out in Colorado, in the year nineteen hundred and ninety-five, two guys named Dave and Bill learned that while they loved gulping down good beer, they weren’t yet old enough to buy it. They figured an answer to their quandary would appear if they drank enough and listened to enough thinking music, also known as Ska. On the second Skaturday of Skatember it hit them. If they brewed their own beer they’d have all the beer they could ever want. And while they were at it, why not brew the most magnificent suds ever quaffed in their neck of the woods…or any other neck for that matter.
Elsewhere in the world forces were conspiring to conglomerize and corporatize all of beerdom. Wheels were in motion to turn what was once an art mastered by those attracted to the science of handys, into a mechanized mire of swill so sullen it zombifies all who drink it. The black clouds of an evil empire were gathering, with one singular, maniacal mission – take total control and destroy the craft of brewing forever. Little did our heroes know that it would be up to them to save us all and make the world safe for good tasty beer once more…
Ska Brewery
World Headquarters
Welcome to Xanabrew
Ska Brewing Co.’s much-needed expansion isn’t just about being bigger. It’s about being better. The new brewery cuts energy use by 50% per barrel through thoughtful building design, solar lighting and the recycling of process waste streams like water and heat.
Powered by 100% wind, it will also use recycled and reclaimed waste for construction. Walls are insulated with recycled blue jeans while bar-tops and tables are made from old bowling alleys. The spent grain, yeast and hops will even be used for compost to landscape the beer garden. We simply care about where we live – Earth. Or at least the Durango part.
True Blonde
Secretary of Suds
Dave Thibodeau
Co-Founder / President / Operations
Matt Vincent
Co-Owner / Vice President / Operations
Bill Graham
Co-Founder / Secretary / Brewing Ops
Raven
Carrier/ Semi Shady Character
Rotgutzen Intergalatic HQ
Where Everything's Bigger But The Taste
Here at Rotgutzen, we believe in energy saving — specifically, using as much energy as possible while saving the world from dangerous flavors and choices. By pushing the boundaries of what flavorless beer-like substances can be, we can ensure that every customer has the same experience: none. If you don't have any experiences, you can't have bad experiences!
Conveniently, our massive Brew-Synthesis Plant (a trademarked term) doubles as an Ozone hole puncher. And although we could never allowcustomers to see our proprietary Brew-Synthesisprocess, we do offer tours where you can see robots hand-packaging the finished, beer-like product so it can be distributed to everyone.
Buster
Enforcer / Taste Destroyer
Pinstripe
President / Chief of Conglomeration
P.J. O'Thugly & Knuckles
Pinstripe's Henchmen